Suit yourself. [devours the rest of his beef bowl, then stares at the overly extravagant and incredibly large bowl that slides over to replace it]

...Well, before I suicide on this bowl of pure sodium and cholesterol, I'd suggest that you tug the slot machine levers a bit to the right as you pull them down. For the next time you decide to throw your hard-earned money at the Game Corner.

[bottoms up!]